Dating female cops
So she ran and shut her door and rang the police and was like, ' There’s someone in my house you need to come.' So the police are like, ' OK stay on the phone like we’re going to come to your house.' They got to her door and they were like, ' Your door’s locked we don’t think anyone will to be in there.' She said, ' No someone’s here I give you permission to knock down my door.' So they knocked down her door and she heard like some scuffling, like someone being pinned down.The policeman came up to her room and knocked on the door and said like, ' It’s the police, you’re fine, it’s safe like we’ve got the man you can open the door.' They were like, ' It’s fine he’s not here anymore but we still don’t think you should stay the night here.' And she was like, ' OK that’s fine but can I see what he’s done downstairs?She was like, ' Oh do you mind if I go home, I'm not feeling very well.' He was like, ' Yeah that’s fine I’ll give you a lift home.' In the car she started to feel a bit better so she was like ' Oh do you want to come into my house for a coffee.' He was like, ' Yeah OK that sounds good.' And then when he got inside she started to feel really sick again.She said ' Oh do you mind if you leave I don’t feel very well.' He was like, ' Yeah no totally fine I’ll go.' He left and she went to bed.And then basically they found out he had like drugged her and the amount of drugs that was in her system, like, she shouldn’t have woken up.And also like when he came into her house the reason he got in was because he put his car keys down next to her keys and then when he left he picked up both of them and then he let himself back in.
His keen sense of detail and detecting subtle clues, learned from his experience, enable him to nab unsuspecting criminals despite his unbelieving boss."This has to be the scariest thing ever," said the person who first posted it."I feel physically sick listening to it." to be bullshit. The story is garbled, full of unlikely details and has the most insane punchline.Have heard this story from about 6 different people in the last year claiming it happened to their cousins sisters friends girlfriend blah blah https://t.co/47pju Hl2To — Shan (@Shannon Golder) April 26, 2018Eventually, he was like, ‘Oh do you want to meet up, we should like go on a date.' She was like, ' Yeah OK'.So he picked her up and they drove to a restaurant and she started to feel really sick.